One of the most vital characteristics of human nature is to “Never stop anticipating”. Whatsoever the circumstances are you never stop anticipating. At school I remember I used to ask to escape from “Home work not done Caning”; It never helped (except form a few times, Yes exactly when I submitted the homework).
Then when I grew up a little by little I meant I was in college so technically I wasn’t little. I used to expect the hottest chick in the college to ask me out. But that never happened, still did not lose hope (Look pals that is the magic of anticipating).
After graduating from college the only thing I anticipated was a good job , but yea that depends on your Karma and as far as I am concerned I landed into a mediocre job (really not so awesome but trying to cope up with it).
While writing the Blog there were a couple of things running in my mind and I figured out the different phases of anticipation in an average human life:
0 to 5 Years: I will call it the “The Eat and Poop phase” – Put you in the 2 years old shoes all he (I am not being biased towards the gender here) would want is breast feeding and then expect someone to wipe his ass. This is the most enjoyable phase of human life because this is the only phase where he gets what he anticipates.
5 to 15 Years : “ Escape homework canning and planning” –Did not took me much of efforts to recall this phase I could remember copying my DAD and then learning about hardships of life, human nature , The Bad guys in town. There is a bunch of kids your parents don’t want you to be with “Never see you again with them” group. This phase is not as enjoyable as the last one is all you do in this phase is create plans and live in a virtual world away from reality faar away. You never get what you want in this phase unless you are Justin Bieber or Daniel Radcliffe (Again I am not being gender biased).I forgot to mention you also anticipate to sleep with your Economics or English teachers (but I never thought of doing that kidding).
5 to 15 Years : “ Escape homework canning and planning” –Did not took me much of efforts to recall this phase I could remember copying my DAD and then learning about hardships of life, human nature , The Bad guys in town. There is a bunch of kids your parents don’t want you to be with “Never see you again with them” group. This phase is not as enjoyable as the last one is all you do in this phase is create plans and live in a virtual world away from reality faar away. You never get what you want in this phase unless you are Justin Bieber or Daniel Radcliffe (Again I am not being gender biased).I forgot to mention you also anticipate to sleep with your Economics or English teachers (but I never thought of doing that kidding).
15 to 30 Years: “MIAMI (Money is a major issue)”- Money becomes a major issue and most of us expect a lotta money in this phase . And we start to raise our demands and try to look for more and more sources out there. This is the high time when we start introspecting ourselves we ask a lot of questions to ourselves. This is the phase when you usually make your first girlfriend or boyfriend. Well if you don’t , Sorry you are a looser than.
30 to 50- “Anticipate from others”- This is one phase where you start anticipating from your family members from your friends from almost everyone you know. You have simply passed the amazing phases of your life and this would not be an awesome phase.You look back and laugh at the mistakes , You cherish your winning moment the loosing moments sadden you but when you recall what you learnt it brings a smile on your face.
30 to 50- “Anticipate from others”- This is one phase where you start anticipating from your family members from your friends from almost everyone you know. You have simply passed the amazing phases of your life and this would not be an awesome phase.You look back and laugh at the mistakes , You cherish your winning moment the loosing moments sadden you but when you recall what you learnt it brings a smile on your face.
50 to I don’t know Average life expectancy in India: I don’t want to be in this phase really because all you anticipate by than is life a little more days to live. So would not write about it.
Anonymous Aquarian.
